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Post by Oracle on Sept 11, 2006 20:25:07 GMT -5
Ok,since I'm in love with the quote board on other sites *Glances over at TNG* I shall make quote thread here! W00t! So,from TV shows,movies,other sites, or something in your real life, post here! Note: I get most of mine from IMB.
From: Quote:
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From: Wakkos Wish Quote: Skippy: Even my nuts are frozen! [holds a block of frozen acorns] Slappy: Be careful with that last verse. ------------------------ Brain Mouse: Pinky, once again you've left the lens cap on your mind. ----------------------- Yakko Warner: You turning in? Wakko Warner: ...To what? Yakko Warner: ...Good question. See you in the morning. Wakko Warner: Good night.
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Post by Oracle on Oct 6, 2006 18:10:59 GMT -5
From: Static Shock (AKA my favorite show EVER!) Quote: Static regains consciousness in the Batcave as Alfred is picking splinters out of his arm] Static: *Ow* What happened?... *Ow* Where am I?... Who are you? Alfred: Batman. Static: I don't think so. Alfred: Just once, I'd like to get someone to believe that.
Virgil: I'm logging on to the class website. Richie: You can't do that. Virgil: Why not? Richie: The site crashed. Believe me there's nothing there to see. Virgil: Richie. Let go of the chair. Richie: D'oh! You see it's like this. You're with friends, you talk and next thing you know... Virgil: [shouts] Richie! You told them about A.J.? Richie: No, not really. Virgil: Informed sources indicate that A.J. McLean is here in Dakota. [shouts] Virgil: Richie! Richie: Those are unconfirmed rumors. That's all Virgil: They posted the address of the recording studio! Richie: Okay it's not my fault. Frieda and Daisy, they forced me to talk. It was double chili cheeseburger with grilled onions.
Virgil: *The HQ had be broken into* We should get a gaurd dog....like a Chihuahua with a adittude problem.
Virgil: Then again there's nothing wrong with being a one-hit-wonder. [rapping] Virgil: My name is Virgil and I'm here to say nobody sings and raps my way. Richie: I'm his pal Richie and I must agree. Together we make great harmony. [beatboxing] Daisy: Friends of yours? Frieda: Nope. Never seen them.
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Post by Oracle on Oct 6, 2006 18:31:19 GMT -5
I have a problem with cartoons....
From: The fairly oddparents Quote: Cosmo: Ah, Timmy. Let me explain something we fairies like to call, "The Wands and the Wings." [Cosmo gets out a pink sock puppet and a green sock puppet] Cosmo: You see, Timmy, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love eachother very much... Wanda: No, Cosmo! Not that speech!
Mrs. Turner: Our son ran away because we didn't believe him about Vicky being an evil babysitter! Doug Dimmadome: What? Didn't you hear that Chip Skylark song "Icky Vicky"? What did you think that song was about, pumpkins? Mr. Turner: Yes.
Wanda: You made your dad cry. Cosmo: Yeah. Usually it takes a monkey or a bowl of pudding to do that.
Cosmo: If Wanda sees this, she's gonna think I'm an idiot. Timmy Turner: And this would be news to her *how*?
Wanda: He thinks everything is funny. Watch. [turns to Cosmo] Wanda: Pudding. Cosmo: HAHAHAHA. She said pud and then she said ding.
after going back in time] Timmy: Cool! We're in the Middle Ages! Cosmo: Look! I'm middle aged! [Poofs into a middle aged man] Cosmo: YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN!
Cosmo has gotten breast implants] Cosmo: I'm keeping them.
Cosmo: What's wrong with being naked in public?
Cosmo: [to Timmy] What did New Zealand ever do to you?
Dad Turner: ....the Dinkelburgs are Dinkelburging!
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Post by Oracle on Oct 6, 2006 18:39:59 GMT -5
From: The New Batman Adventures Quote: Bruce Wayne: What are you doing tonight? Barbara Gordon: Same thing we do every night, Pinky! Bruce Wayne: What? Barbara Gordon: ...Never mind. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~`` Yes, I know I have a problem..and yes, I do have a habit of IMBing everything of Jason Marsden and Tara Strong.....
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Post by Oracle on Oct 6, 2006 18:44:13 GMT -5
From: Teen Titans Quote: Starfire: I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all matter of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear this time Beast Boy's brain is truly gone. Raven: Beast Boy had a brain? [Beast Boy wakes, cracking up] Beast Boy: Ha. Ha. Ha. Good one... hey! That's not funny. I *totally* have a brain... I just don't use it very much.
Beast Boy: [after being dropped on his head] Is it just me or are we getting our butts kicked? Robin, Raven: [in unison] It's just you.
Kid Flash: Hold on a second. If you guys are called the "H.I.V.E. Five," how come there's six of you? [awkward silence] See-More: [feebly] 'Cause it... sounds cooler...
ater Elastigirl of the Doom Patrol calls Beast Boy by his first name] Cyborg: ..."Garfield?" [Beast Boy gives embarrassed chuckle] Raven: [wicked grin] Oh, I'm gonna get a *lot* of mileage out of this one.
Beast Boy: See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm-anyway... The British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, "Dude! No way! We're sick of your nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!" So they decided, "Revolution!" Raven: Where'd you learn you history? A cereal box? Beast Boy: What's your point? Raven: [sweat drops]
Raven: [after discovering the sole occupant of a flying saucer] So we're being invaded by cows?
Beast Boy: I may not be smart enough to know everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.
[Beast Boy and Cyborg have just entered the 'happy' part of Raven's mind] Beast Boy: I think this is where airfreasheners come from.
Starfire: [upon first meeting Terra] Curiosity abounds! Please, tell us where you are from, how you got here, what's your favorite color, and do you wish to be my friend? Terra: Uh, Earth, walked, red, and, sure. Starfire: [giving Terra a huge hug] Hello, new friend!
Beast Boy: This is the best pie in the history of pie.
Kitten: Hi, Robbiepoo! Starfire: Robin... who is this girl, and why is she calling you "poo"?
Robin: You've got a problem, Tin Man? Cyborg: YEAH. It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel.
Beast Boy: See? SHE thinks I'm funny. Raven: Statistically, someone has to.
Starfire, Cyborg and Robin are sitting at a picnic table] Starfire: This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful. Cyborg: Uh, Starfire? Robin: That's mustard. Starfire: Is there more? [Robin and Cyborg stare at her weirdly]
Beast Boy: Who wants tofu waffles? Cyborg: Man, *no one* wants tofu waffles.
Cyborg: [trying to convince Raven to come to the birthday party they're throwing for her] We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it.
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Post by Oracle on Oct 8, 2006 23:01:39 GMT -5
From: Gaia Quote: 90% of teens today would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your sig.
The flying hampster of doom rains coconuts on your pitiful city.
If you get mad at someone, try walking a mile in their shoes. Then you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
Being sick sucks! You try to breathe through your nose, but it's too full of junk, so you try to breathe through your mouth, but it gives you this really nastey taste in your mouth, like you're breathing your own sickness, so then you try to breathe through your ears and before you know it, you've passed out and then where are you?
You cannot go wrong with things that help you make other things explode
"Robots will never take over the world, because they will run on Microsoft. Every time one of them attempts to execute 'takeover.exe', they will have a full system failure and need to be rebooted several times. Similarly, jet-packs will be snooty and European, and the computers that plug into the back of your head will run nothing but porno ads."
(Yes, I know I posted that one already, but its my favorite)
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Post by Oracle on Oct 8, 2006 23:31:21 GMT -5
From: Edd,Ed, 'n' Eddy Quote:
Ed: Hey guys? Eddy: What is it Ed? Ed: I say, the cheese is always twice the fence post. Eddy: I wish I had a fence post, Ed.
Edd: [pretending to be Ed] Gravy! Ed: Come on, Double-D. I don't say "gravy" all the time. Edd: Buttered toast, then
Ed: Oh my liver. Oh my lasagna. Edd: Ed, lasagna isn't a major organ. Ed: It isn't?
Eddy: What happened to the stairs? Ed: My parents took them away because I am grounded. Edd: That's disturbing.
Ed: I think I just thunk! Edd: Was that English, Ed?
Edd: By Jove, he's got it! Ed, how *did* you do that? Ed: Because I am a brother, and Eddy is a brother to Eddy's brother, and Eddy's brother is a brother to Eddy, as a brother I am.
Ed: I found some grass. Eddy: Woop dee doo, Ed
(Yes, I know...I have problems...)
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Post by Oracle on Oct 14, 2006 15:04:22 GMT -5
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Post by Oracle on Oct 20, 2006 22:57:09 GMT -5
From: TNG (Kit Kat) Quote: (Thread name: I know what happens in the next Harry Potter book!!) Voldemort and Crookshanks get married, Ron mourns over the death of Harry's socks, Hermione gets sent to Azkaban for accidentally murdering a clown, Ginny sets Lucius Malfoy free from Azkaban since she thinks he's a major hottie. Dobby has Snape's child and Dumbledore is actually Harry's mother.
(I had almost forgot she posted that!!)
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Post by Cyborg on Oct 20, 2006 23:37:37 GMT -5
your scary
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Post by Oracle on Oct 22, 2006 14:01:10 GMT -5
I know, I try ;D
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Post by Cyborg on Oct 27, 2006 7:25:26 GMT -5
time to repost! lol im bored
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Post by Oracle on Oct 29, 2006 0:15:12 GMT -5
From: Degrassi: The Next Generation Quote:
Marco: I hate bees, OK? They're like flying death monkeys.
Craig: *After Marco kissed him to make Dylan jelous* So... when in doubt, kiss Craig?
JT: Teachers aren't people; they're... teachers.
Ashley: I broke all my fingers. In a freak... a freak cupboard-closing incident.
Alex: You know fake cheese is one ingredient away from being plastic?
Spinner: Because we are going to party! Craig: No party, Spin. Spinner: Girls? Craig: No girls. Spinner: Booze? Craig: No booze. Spinner: Donuts? Craig: That we can do!
Kevin Smith: Even in my own films I don't get the girl. I get Jay, and sometimes a monkey.
T: Paige. Help. I'm stuck in a box. Paige: Does it say, "Caution: Freak inside?"
Craig: I don't think the other guys even know what regular Emo is. Spinner probably thinks it's a muppet.
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Post by Oracle on Nov 1, 2006 22:15:00 GMT -5
From: Gaia Quote: (To the tune of that annoying 'Milkshake' song we can never get out of our heads!!) My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard and their like ,You wanna trade cards? Darn right I wanna trade cards. I'll tade this ,but not my Charizard.
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Post by Oracle on Nov 1, 2006 22:47:43 GMT -5
From: My coolness 1st draft for the NaNoWriMo Quote: So you see… there’s a bird. The bird is yellow.
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