OMG! Quotes!

[Oracle]

From: Greys Anatomy

Quote:
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [standing in the bathroom, outside the shower, where George is] I reminded you before you went.
Dr. George O'Malley: I forgot when I got there.
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: No.
[she opens the shower door]
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: No, you were so passive aggressive!
Dr. George O'Malley: Naked! I am naked in the shower!
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [closes the shower door] Just tampons, George! I really needed tampons. God!
[Meredith enters the bathroom]
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: I'm not riding in the same car as him.
Dr. Meredith Grey: [looks at Izzie, who is standing in her "Hello Kitty" underwear] Unless you're going like that, you're not riding with me either. Where are the tampons?
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: He didn't buy them.
Dr. Meredith Grey: [to George] You didn't buy them?
Dr. George O'Malley: Men don't buy tampons!
Dr. Isobel "Izzie" Stevens: [opens the shower door again, and George falls over] You know what? You're gonna have to get over the whole man thing, George! We're women! We have girl thingys! Get used to it!
[she walks out of the bathroom, leaving George lying on the floor of the shower]
Dr. George O'Malley: I am not your sister!
[he slams the shower door]


Dr. Meredith Grey: [about her new roommates] They're everywhere. All the time. Izzie's all perky and George does this where he's helpful and considerate. They share food, and they say things, and they move things, and they breathe. Ugh, they're, like, happy
Dr. Cristina Yang: Kick them out.
Dr. Meredith Grey: I can't kick them out, they just moved in. I asked them to move in.
Dr. Cristina Yang: So what, you're just going to repress everything in some deep, dark, twisted place until one day you snap and you kill them?


Dr. Alex Karev: What are you doing?
Dr. George O'Malley: Hiding. There's this VIP patient. He likes me.
Dr. Alex Karev: Well, that's good, right?
Dr. George O'Malley: He *likes me*, likes me.
Dr. Alex Karev: Go for it, man. Get yours, I'm down with the rainbow.
[George gives him a strange look]
Dr. Alex Karev: Oh, are you not gay?
Dr. George O'Malley: No.
Dr. Alex Karev: Really? Dude, sorry.
[he walks away]
Dr. George O'Malley: [Cristina walks up] Cristina! Do you... does Meredith think I'm gay?
Dr. Cristina Yang: Are you?
Dr. George O'Malley: No!
Dr. Cristina Yang: Really?

Dr. Alex Karev: When your life is sucky you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate men. It's your thing.

Dr. Miranda Bailey: Every intern wants to perform their first surgery. That's not your job. Do you know what your job is? To make your resident happy. Do I look happy? No! Why? Because my interns are whiney. You know what will make me look happy? Having the code team staffed, having the trauma pages answered, having the weekend labs delivered and having someone down in the pit doing the sutures. No-one holds a scalpel until I'm so happy I'm Mary Freaking Poppins.


Dr. Cristina Yang: [about Burke] He's seen me naked a thousand times.
Dr. George O'Malley: Bad! Bad images in my head!


Dr. George O'Malley: [talking to himself] Oh, hi, chief. Nope, not much going on, well, other than your intern chief making out with my friend in the stairwell, but hey... sponge duty sucks.
Dr. Meredith Grey: [walks up beside him] Talking to yourself now?
Dr. George O'Malley: Yes. No.
[pause]
Dr. George O'Malley: Damn it. I'm a bad sponge. A leaky sponge. I'm gonna leak all the wrong secrets. I'm a bad liar. I can't even lie about talking to myself.

[Oracle]

From: Glimore Girls
Quote:

Logan: Rory, you're special.
Rory: Like, "Don't eat the paste" special?

Lorelai: [on Michel] He's snarky.
Sookie: And sarcastic.
Lorelai: He's snarkastic.

[Miss Patty's ballerinas are practising walking around with books on their heads]
Miss Patty: Now, walk smooth. That's the new Harry Potter on your heads. If they should drop, Harry will die, and there won't be anymore books.

[Lorelai is rejoicing over being able to go down to Luke's diner and get pie whenever she wants]
Lorelai: Oh, it's heaven! One quick trip downstairs and I have all the treats I want. You're like Willy Wonka but hotter.
Luke: I am not hotter than Willy Wonka.
Lorelai: Slap on a purple top hat and you're close.

[Max and Lorelai are talking on the phone, Max is in the Teacher's Lounge at Chilton]
Lorelai: Grunt like a gorilla.
Max: I will not grunt like a gorilla.
Lorelai: If you grunt like a gorilla I'll tell you what color underwear I'm wearing.
Lorelai: [pause] Had you considering the grunt, didn't I?
Max: Yes.
Lorelai: Boy, I'm good.

Luke: Hey, Kirk, what's with the...?
Kirk: It's not a purse!
Luke: I wasn't going to say "purse". What's with the gay bag?

Rory: So do you like cake?
Dean: What?
Rory: They make really good cakes here. They're very... round.
Dean: Okay, I'll remember that.
Rory: Good. Make a note. You wouldn't want to forget where the round cakes are.

Luke: What was wrong with that place?
Jess: It was pink.
Luke: We can paint it.
Jess: You mean I can paint it.
Luke: *We* can paint it *together*
Jess: Great, and afterwards we can hold hands and skip around.

[on swans]
Michel: I will never go near those filthy birds.
Lorelai: Why?
Michel: I hate the swans.
Lorelai: These particular swans?
Michel: No, all swans. I was attacked by a band of swans in the Luxembourg Gardens when I was a boy. No one forgets that.
Lorelai: [laughing] Oh no - not being attacked by a band of swans. Was it an all-boy band? Kind of a scary, feathery *NSYNC kind of fiasco?
Michel: This is not funny.

Lorelai: Can I ask you stupid questions?
Luke: There's no such thing.
Lorelai: How does ink come out of pens?
Luke: All right, there is such a thing.

Lorelai: 'Mom, I'm getting married.' I'm an idiot. And you know, as my mouth was opening my mind was screaming, 'Don't do it, I mean it, you'll regret it.' But did my mouth listen?
Rory: No.
Lorelai: No. And it opened and the words came out, and Emily was Emily, and my mouth was stunned. And my mind said 'I told you so.' And then my mouth got mad because no mouth like's to have it's nose rubbed in it. And now my mind and my mouth aren't talking, and it'll be weeks before we can get the boys together again.
Rory: Your mouth has a nose?

Rory: When is dinner ready?
Lorelai: Do I look like a timer?
Rory: I thought you might have set one.
Lorelai: Silly rabbit.
Rory: Timers are for kids.

Andrew: I'd rather have bird crap fall on my head.
Lorelai: There it is - our new town slogan.
Rory: I like it.
Lorelai: I see coffee mugs, T-shirts.
Rory: Don't forget stuffed shish-kabobbed birds.
Lorelai: That moan when you squeeze 'em.

[Oracle]

From:Monster House (Lyk,OMG! Mitchel Musso!)
Quote:
Zee: What are you dweebs doing?
Chowder: Oh nothing its just that the house just tried to eat us!
Zee: [pause]
Zee: No more Mountain Dew

Jenny: [waves flashlight at chandelier] Look! That must be its uvula!
Chowder: Oh. So its a GIRL house
Jenny: What?

DJ: We've been watching it all night! We haven't even left this room!
[points to Mountain Dew bottles]
DJ: By the way, don't drink that...

DJ: Oh my god!
Chowder: What?
DJ: You're a dork!

Chowder: All right, vacuum cleaner dummy, I'm setting you down on the lawn. Don't be scared, that's not how you were trained.
[slight pause]
Chowder: I love you, vacuum cleaner dummy.

Zee: Whatever issue you guys have, I'm sure it has letters and they make pills for it.

Chowder: My cousin's a cop in Milwaukee. I mean, he's kind of a cop... he's got a gun.

DJ: I've just... murdered a guy!
Chowder: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.

[Oracle]

From: Over the Hedge
Quote:

RJ: That is an S.U.V; Humans ride in then because they are slowly losing their ability to walk.
Lew the Porcupine: Wow it's huge!
Hammy the Squirrel: How many people fit in there?
RJ: Usually, one.

Hammy the Squirrel: Wanna help me find my nuts?
RJ: Very tempting, Hammy, very tempting...

RJ: Ok, what we're goin' for is a vicious, man-eating, rabid squirrel. Can you handle that?
Hammy the Squirrel: Umm, excuse me!
[Raises hand]
RJ: Yes, Hammy?
Hammy the Squirrel: Rabbits aren't vicious. They're all cute and cuddly, so...
RJ: *Rabid*, not rabbit.
Hammy the Squirrel: Oh! Huh?

Hammy the Squirrel: [looking at the bigh bush] Lets call it Steve!
Verne: Steve?
Hammy the Squirrel: Steve's a pretty name!

RJ: [showing the other animals around the houses] They *always* got food with them. We eat to live - these guys live to eat! Let me show you what I'm talking about!
[as he speaks he shows the other animals what humans do]
RJ: The human mouth is called a 'piehole', the human being is called a 'couch potato'.
[signifies telephone]
RJ: *That* is a device to summon food.
[signifies doorbell]
RJ: That is one of the many voices of food.
[signifies front door]
RJ: *That* is the portal for the passing of food.
[signifies delivery truck]
RJ: *That* is one of the many food transportation vehicles. Humans bring the food, take the food, ship the food, they drive food, they wear the food!
[signifies microwave]
RJ: *That* gets the food hot!
[signifies refrigerator]
RJ: *That* keeps the food cold!
[signifies pinata]
RJ: *That*... I'm not sure what that is.
[kids break the piñata and Verne yells]
RJ: Well, what do you know? FOOD!
[signifies table where family prays before dinner]
RJ: *That* is the altar where they WORSHIP food!
[signifies advert for Seltzer]
RJ: That's what they eat when they've eaten TOO MUCH food!
[signifies treadmill]
RJ: *That* gets rid of the guilt so they can eat MORE FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOD! FOOOOOD! So, you think they have enough?
[everybody nods]
RJ: Well, they don't. For humans, enough is *never* enough! And what do they do with the stuff they don't eat? They put it in gleaming silver cans, just for us!
[opens the thrash cans and throws them]
RJ: Dig in!

[Oracle]

From: Gaia
Quote:

Life is NOT like a box of chocolates! You can eat chocolates. Last I checked, you can't eat life.

Ok, I found 8 stale cheese nips, a cup of noodles, 3 jolly ranchers, and a chicken leg. oh, and some powdered cool aid."
"Throw it in the crockpot."

If life gives you lemons, you should genetically alter those lemons, and make super lemons. Then you should use those lemons to steal a bunch of lemon sized guns. Those lemons should then go and take over the world. making you dictator of a world controled by lemons.

So let me get this strait, due to some malfunction in the microwave, you're mom has turned into your sister, which also turned your dad into your pet hamster, you brother became strait, and his fiancee stoped cooking?...."
".......yup, that about sums it up....."
"so no more cupcakes? "
"No, no more cupcakes"

Beware of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup

You know that little voice in the back of your head that tells you when to stop? You don't have one, do you?

Don't underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then, cackle with glee as everyone wonders how the hell you pulled THAT one off.

[Cyborg]

Quote: My life!

DONT THINK IM DUMB! ILL ONLY AGREE! the end

[Oracle]

From: My friend,Dani
Quote:

If someone calls you a b*tch, you just say: "Well, a b*tch is a female dog, a dog barkes, and bark is apart of a tree and trees are apart of nature and nature is a beatuiful thing, so thank you for the wonderful compliment!"

[Oracle]

From: School of Rock
Quotes:
Dewey Finn: Now, what makes you mad more than anything in the world?
[sees Billy who has his hand raised]
Dewey Finn: Billy?
Billy: You.
Dewey Finn: Billy, we've already told me off. Let's move on.
Billy: You're tacky and I hate you!
Dewey Finn: Okay, you see me after class!

Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddy: It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey Finn: Wrong.
Freddy: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey Finn: Hmmm... hmmm... What's your name?
Freddy: Freddy Jones.
Dewey Finn: Ok, Freddy Jones, shut up!

Billy: You're gonna talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself... look at that bow tie.
Dewey Finn: Don't you be talkin' about my bow tie.

Dewey Finn: Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?

Summer Hathaway: Groupie?
Dewey Finn: What's the matter?
Summer Hathaway: You want me to be a groupie?
Dewey Finn: Well... a groupie's an important job.
Summer Hathaway: I researched groupies on the Internet.They're sl*ts!They sleep with the band!
Dewey Finn: No, that's not true. They're like cheerleaders.

[Cyborg]

From:Tenaciuos D and the pick of destiny!!
Quote:
Jack Black (forgot char name): Cause he who is cheesy is easy to pleasy!
And she who is starking is full of meilarky!
And he is groove must be in my movie!!

The demon and the wizard had a battle royal! The demon almost killed him with an evil ka-pow! The wizard struck bak and the demon went ow!

[Oracle]

From: My little brothers...where they got it, I have no clue.
Quote: "You go down the yellow brick road, I go down the yellow tile road."


From: NICKIES LIFE!! Yes, our very own Nick said this...he came skipping up to me..and well, said this:
Quote: "Your all jealous because I'v got an apron and you don't!!"

Did I get it right??

[Oracle]

From: My comment at Nat's gallery at Rc&r
Quote:
You have a very scary talent. No person should be gifted with that much talent. I think you might just blow up and leave little shreads of talent on all of the buildings, then the dirt around the buildings will plant prettyfull talent flowers that will then have your graphics on them. It's late okay? I can hardly read what I'm typeing. You get what I'm trying to say, right? That your graphics will eat mine, then throw them up because they will not be worthy to be your graphics food.

[Oracle]

Well, since I'm not getting anything done here...might as well have some fun.

From: MCR
Quote:

Mikey:"We're really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We're like, 'Yo, I'm only on half a f*** battery and I have a plane ride!'"

Frank: "Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight."
Mikey: "That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi."
Gerard: "F*** off, it's meese."

Mikey:"Yeah, I had a headache, really bad. I was in a gas station and there was a pot of coffee and I looked at it for about a minute and then my brother (motions at Gerard) got a coffee and he taunted me."

(About the last quote: Wow...Mikey...wow...)

[Oracle]

Once again...I'm to lazy to work on this....want quotes....

From: Invader Zim
Quote:

[Zim's telescope is malfunctioning]
Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory!
[Gir's head pops out of ceiling]
Gir: Yeees?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
Gir: Nothin'...
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
Gir: I know, I'm scared too!

Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?

Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.

Zim: Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... corn!
Dib: But I haven't been eating corn
Zim: [shouts] Liar!

Zim: You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
Dib: Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

Elves: [singing] Bow down... bow down... before the power of Santa! Or be crushed... be crushed... by his jolly boots of doom!

Zim: Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!

[Zim stuffs a globe into a goldfish bowl, goldfish is crushed against side of bowl]
Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?
Gir: I'm gonna eat that fish.
Zim: No, Gir. The fish is part of the plan.

Almighty Tallest Red: So, you're saying the humans are dumb, yet... tall. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? How can anything tall be dumb?
Almighty Tallest Purple: [With his mouth full] Yeah, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can you imagine, huh? Huh? Huh?

Zim: Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?
GIR: I made it myself!

Zim: [Zim kicks open the classroom door after a bathroom break] My business is done!
Dib: [suspiciously] Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom *before* lunch, Zim?
Zim: Nonsense! I had much to do! SO MUCH!

Zim: Once I infect the human's meat supply with filth, the planet will be mine for the taking! GIR, ready the tractor beam!
GIR: DOOKIE!
Zim: Sometimes I'm scared to think of what goes on in that tiny robot brain of yours
GIR: [looks out at the cows in the field. In his mind, they turn into Weenies wearing tuxedoes and top-hats]
Dapper Weenies: [in GIR's mind] Dance with us, GIR! Dance with us into oblivion!

Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?

Zim: What are you watching?
Gir: Angry monkey.
Zim: That's one horrible monkey!
Gir: Mmhmm.

[Oracle]

From: Old Best Week Ever shows....which I didn't watch because they are OLD!!!
Quote:
Paul Scheer: [on Tim Burton's "The Corpse Bride"] Here's a little fact - that's actually Johnny Depp, not claymation. He's that good.

Sherrod Small: You see the trailer for King Kong? King Kong is small. King Kong is like, 5'10". I like my King Kong big. I like my Donkey Kong small and my King Kong big. I'm old school.

Christian Finnegan: The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people.

Billy Merritt: I watch
[American Idol]
Billy Merritt: like a car wreck. And I do watch car wrecks.

Chuck Nice: Ernie and Bert have been cohabiting for thirty five years, they live in a five bedroom apartment, but they sleep in the same bedroom. Suspicious?

John Aboud: Ice T, in a very innovative form of entertainment suicide has agreed to do a rap song with David Hasselhoff.
Paul F. Tompkins: Stop now before it's too late.

John Aboud: Supersize Me is kinda like Willy Wonka meets Jackass.

Doug Benson: Cat owners are so excited to demonstrate how they taught their cats to poop in the toilet, that they are making videos to share that gift with the world. Now we know what happens when people get tired of making home porn.

Doug Benson: Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money.

Doug Benson: Daniel Craig is having the best week ever and I don't even know who the f**k he is.

Doug Benson: [on the celebrity rescue effort in New Orleans] Oprah didn't just bring herself, she brought her celebrity friends, because when Oprah says, "Jump," they say, "Which couch?"

Doug Benson: I was hoping Star Jones and Rosie O'Donnell sat next to each other on the View. Cause then maybe they'd get into a fight... to the death... or worse.

[Oracle]

From:Pysch episode 'Nine Lives' and 'Spellingg Bee'
Quote:

Gus: Was that guy trying to help me? Because I feel really creeped out right now.
Shawn Spencer: Dude, he put you on the creepy train headed for creepy island where the creepy natives drink creepy nectar out of creepy coconuts...
Gus: Shawn!

Shawn Spencer: You're wrong! There is a witness. There's a cat, I wanna talk to that cat. As soon as he's finish licking himself. Wow, I'm jealous.

Shawn Spencer: [driving] I'm telling you, the cat is NOT my new partner!
Gus: [in the backseat] Then how come he gets to ride shotgun?


Gus: [after Shawn asks him to call a stress line] I don't know what to say!
Shawn Spencer: Here's a good opener... 'Hello, my name is Gus, and I have a deep sea of jealousy for a tiny little boy cat.'

Shawn Spencer: [while "channeling" the spirit of an apparent suicide victim who had just landed a role in a play] I dazzle... And I stretch. I dazzle... And I stretch.

Shawn Spencer: Let me tell you something. This cat here is a gift, a conduit for us to save lives. And he is more integrity in his furry little hand...
Gus: Paw.
Shawn Spencer: Paw. Than most people have in their whole... appendages. Appendages.
Gus: What?
Shawn Spencer: All of. Than most people have in all of their appendages... combined.

[Having locked out the real Spellmaster, Shawn is forced to take over his role]
Shawn Spencer: Banana.
Speller 118: Can you repeat that?
Shawn Spencer: Yes. BaNANa.
Gus: Banana Shawn? This is third round!
Shawn Spencer: You could have helped me!
Speller 118: Definition please?
Shawn Spencer: A yellow fruit. Also a kind of pudding... a delicious pudding.
Speller 118: Sentence please?
Shawn Spencer: Anna Banana would like to hear "Venus" by Bananarama. BANANA!

Gus: He's been the Spellmaster for 14 years, he's a legend.
Shawn Spencer: Wow, he sits up there all by himself in a fancy box. What is he the Phantom of the Opera?

Gus: Do you know how to spell any of these words?
Shawn Spencer: Proudly, I have never heard of any of these words. I file these words under "Things to say when I want to be ridiculed or kicked out of bed."

Gus: You don't smell that?
Shawn Spencer: I don't smell anything.
Gus: That's because you don't have the Super Smeller!
Shawn Spencer: Okay, you have got to stop calling your nose the "Super Smeller."

Gus: I learned not to blindly follow you at the Mexican border... twice.

Gus: Shawn this misplaced malevolence you have with the spelling bee is getting monotonous, stop hating on the Bee. I'm sorry ma'am; I do apologize for his inappropriate virulence.
Shawn Spencer: Why are you using all these big ass words all the sudden?
Gus: I'm not doing that. That's preposterous.

Shawn Spencer: [about his eighth grade doghouse] It's creepy that you kept this.

Gus: Don't eat it!
Shawn Spencer: Do I look like an idiot?
[bags the food]
Gus: What, you're taking some to go?
Shawn Spencer: Yes, for the road. In case later on I get hungry enough to eat something that might be poison!