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Post by Oracle on Oct 7, 2006 20:37:41 GMT -5
Everyday I will post a song that I either am in love with, has to do with that day, I made up, or anything else! If I haven't put one up for that day, feel free to put one up!
Oct. 7-Year 3000 by The Jonas Brothers One day when I came home at lunchtime, I heard a funny noise. Went out to the back yard to find out if it was, one of those rowdy boys. Stood there with my neighbor called Peter, and a Flux Capacitor.
He told me he built a time machine. Like one in a film I've seen, yeah yeah... he said...
I've been to the year 3000 not much has changed but they lived under water. And your great great great grand daughter, is doing fine (is doooin fine).
He took me to the future in the flux thing, and I saw everything. Boy bands, and another one and another one ... and another one! And girls there with brown hair, like in Star Wars. They throwed up on the floor.
We drove round in a time machine, like the one in the film I've seen.. yeah yeah... he said...
He said, I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they lived under water, and your great great great grand daughter, is doing fine (is doooin fine).
I took a trip to the year 3000. This song had gone multi-platinum. Everybody brought our 7th album. It had outsold Kelly Clarkson. I took a trip to the year 3000. This song had gone multi-platinum. Everybody brought our 7th album, 7th album.
He told me he built a time machine. Like the one in a film I've seen, yeah yeah...
I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they lived under water. And your great great great grand daughter, is doing fine (is doooin fine).
He said, I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they lived under water. And your great great great grand daughter, is doing fine (is doooin fine).
He said, I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they lived under water. And your great great great grand daughter, is doing fine (is doooin fine).
He said, I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they lived under water. And your great great great grand daughter, is doing fine (is doooin fine)
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Post by Oracle on Oct 8, 2006 23:53:51 GMT -5
Oct. 8- Waleus and the Carpenter from Alice in Wonderland
TWEEDLE DUM: The sun was shining on the sea Shining with all his might
TWEEDLE DEE: He did his very best to make The billows smooth and bright
TWEEDLE DUM: And this was odd because it was
BOTH: The middle of the night
The Walrus and the Carpenter Were walking close at hand The beach was wide From side to side But much too full of sand
CARPENTER: Mr. Walrus
TWEEDLE DEE: Said the Carpenter
CARPENTER: My brain begins to perk We'll sweep this clear in 'alf a year If you don't mind the work
WALRUS: Work?! The time has come
TWEEDLE DUM: The Walrus said
WALRUS: To talk of other things Of shoes and ships and sealing wax Of cabbages and kings And why the sea is boiling hot And whether pigs have wings Calloo-Callay No work today! We're cabbages and kings
Oh, uh, Oysters, come and walk with us The day is warm and bright A pleasant walk A pleasant talk Would be a sheer delight
CARPENTER: Yes, should we get hungry on the way We'll stop and, uh, have a bite
TWEEDLE DEE: But Mother Oyster winked her eye And shook her heavy head She knew too well This was no time to leave her Oyster bed
MOTHER OYSTER: The sea is nice, Take my advice And stay right here
TWEEDLE : Mum said
WALRUS: Yes, yes, of course, of course, but, uh, ha, ha The time has come, my little friends To talk of other things Of shoes and ships and sealing wax Cabbages and kings And why the sea is boiling hot And whether pigs have wings, ha ha Callo-Callay Come, run away With cabbages and kings!
Well, now, uh, let me see Ah, a loaf of bread is what we chiefly need!
CARPENTER: Listen, how 'bout some pepper and salt and vinegar, eh?
WALRUS: Well, yes, yes, splendid idea, ha ha! Very good, indeed Now, if you're ready, Oysters, dear We can begin the feed
OYSTERS: Feed?!
WALRUS: Oh, yes, the time has come, my little friends To talk of food and things
CARPENTER: Of peppercorns and mustard seeds And other seasonings! We'll mix 'em all together In a sauce that's fit for kings Calloo-Callay We'll eat today Like cabbages and kings!
WALRUS: I, uh, weep for you. I (hic), oh excuse me I deeply sympathise For I've enjoyed your company, oh much more Than you realize
CARPENTER: Little Oysters? Little Oysters?
TWEEDLE DEE & DUM: But answer, there came none And this was scarcely odd because They'd been eaten Every one!
With cabbages and kings
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Post by Oracle on Oct 8, 2006 23:56:15 GMT -5
Oct.9 One little slip from Chicken Little by The Barenaked Ladies
It was a recipe for disaster A four-course meal of no sirree It semed that happily ever after Was happy everyone was after me
It was a cup of good intentions A tablespon of one big mess A dash of overreaction I assume you know the rest
One little slip One little slip It was a fusion of confusion With a few confounding things
I guess I probably took the wrong direction Well, I admit I might have missed a sign or two
I ran light past your affection That humiliation never you
I took a right turn at confusion A left, when I should have gone straight on through I ran ahead with I disagreeumptions And we all know what that can do
One little slip One little slip It was a fusion of confusion With a few confounding things
I get the feeling in this town I’ll never live ’till live down That one mistake that seems to follow me around They’ll forget about the sky When they all realize this guy’s about to Try to learn to fly or hit the ground
Solo
It was a cup of good intentions A tablespon of one big mess A dash of overreaction I assume you know the rest
One little slip One little slip It was a humble little stumble With a big ungraceful...
One little slip One little slip It was a fusion of confusion With a few confounding things
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Post by Oracle on Oct 11, 2006 15:12:20 GMT -5
Oct. 10
MARCH HARE: A very merry unbirthday to me
MAD HATTER: To who?
MARCH HARE: To me
MAD HATTER: Oh you!
MARCH HARE: A very merry unbirthday to you
MAD HATTER: Who me?
MARCH HARE: Yes, you!
MAD HATTER: Oh, me!
MARCH HARE: Let's all congratulate us with another cup of tea A very merry unbirthday to you!
[DIALOGUE]
MAD HATTER: Now, statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday
MARCH HARE: Imagine, just one birthday every year
MAD HATTER: Ah, but there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays!
MARCH HARE: Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer
[DIALOGUE]
BOTH: A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
ALICE: To me?
MAD HATTER: To you!
BOTH: A very merry unbirthday
ALICE: For me?
MARCH HARE: For you!
MAD HATTER: Now blow the candle out my dear And make your wish come true
BOTH: A merry merry unbirthday to you!
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Post by Oracle on Oct 13, 2006 22:12:22 GMT -5
Oct 13-(This is for Eric!!)
Song: Scooby Doo, Where Are You? Lyrics
Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You? We got some work to do now. Scooby-Dooby-Doo, Where Are You? We need some help from you now.
Come on Scooby-Doo, I see you... pretending you got a sliver But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, the way you shake and shiver.
You know we got a mystery to solve, So Scooby Doo be ready for your act. [Scooby Doo] Uh-uh Uh-uh Don't hold back! And Scooby Doo if you come through you're going to have yourself a scooby snack! That's a fact!
Scooby-Dooby-Doo, here Are You. You're ready and you're willing. If we can count on you Scooby Doo, I know you'll catch that villian
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X-Ray Cat
Super-hero
Don't jugde my cuteness!
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Post by X-Ray Cat on Oct 13, 2006 23:06:22 GMT -5
oh my gosh...haha
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Post by Oracle on Oct 14, 2006 10:41:02 GMT -5
Oct 14- High school never ends
Four years you think for sure That’s all you've got to endure All the total [CENSORED] All the stuck up chicks So superficial, so immature Then when you graduate You take a look around and you say HEY WAIT This is the same as where I just came from I thought it was over Aw that’s just great
The whole damn world is just as obsessed With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex, Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys, Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess And you still don’t have the right look And you don’t have the right friends Nothing changes but the faces, the names, and the trends High school never ends
Check out the popular kids You’ll never guess what Jessica did How did Mary Kate lose all that weight And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom’s straight And the only thing that matters Is climbing up that social ladder Still care about your hair and the car you drive Doesn’t matter if you’re sixteen or thirty-five
Reese Withersthingy, She’s the prom queen Bill Gates, Captain of the chess team Jack Black, the clown Brad Pitt, the quarterback I’ve seen it all before I want my money back
The whole damn world is just as obsessed With who’s the best dressed and who’s having sex, Who’s in the clubs and who’s on the drugs, Who’s throwing up before they digest And you still don’t have the right look And you don’t have the right friends And you’re still listen to the same nuts you did back then High school never ends
High school never ends
The whole damn world is just as obsessed With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex, Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys, Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess And I still don’t have the right look And I still have the same three friends And I’m pretty much the same as I was back then High school never ends
High school never ends
High school never ends
Here we go again
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X-Ray Cat
Super-hero
Don't jugde my cuteness!
Posts: 40
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Post by X-Ray Cat on Oct 16, 2006 18:04:53 GMT -5
OCT 15-
"White & Nerdy"
They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White N' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy! I wanna roll with- The gangsters But so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy Really, really white n' nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T. Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND MC Escher that's my favorite MC Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Steven Hawkings in my library My MySpace page is all totally pimped out I got people begging for my top 8 spaces Yo I know Pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed, my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze There's no killer rap I haven't run At Pascal well I'm number 1 Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun Happy days is my favourite theme song I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
They see me roll on, my Segway! I know in my heart they think I'm white n' nerdy! Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy I'd like to roll with- The gangsters Although it's apparent I'm too White n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy How'd I get so white n' nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin' X-men comics you know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored Shopping online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL I got a business doing websites When my friends need some code who do they call? I do HTML do for them all Even made a homepage for my dog! Yo! Got myself a fanny pack they were having a sale down at the GAP Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team! Only question I ever thought was hard Was do I like Kirk or do I like Piccard? I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair I got my name on my under wear!
They see me strollin' They laughin' And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white n' nerdy Just because I'm white n' nerdy Just because I'm white n' nerdy All because I'm white n' nerdy Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy I wanna bowl with- the gangsters but oh well it's obvious I'm white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy Think I'm just too white n' nerdy I'm just too white n' nerdy Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
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Post by Oracle on Nov 19, 2006 15:34:47 GMT -5
Nov. 19 Alice by Raven
Alice lives in a place that i am envious of. Yellow dragons, violet cats and black talking purple knobs. She steps on anything that might get in her way of home. You. alice had love but she pushed all of her people away. She felt as if she was alone, distant, ugly, afraid. She didn't know that her life was already made.
You're loved and you will find someone with your frame of mind. So if you would be so kind to not cross that line… And fall into a world where everything is flipped… And where you fly to swim and you fly to drive.
Fly with me in the sea, swim with me in the breeze. Drive with me on the clouds, fly with me on the ground. Follow me into my rabbit hole, and i'll show you everything i've been told… And i'll lead you to a land unknown, where happiness is grown.
I live in a world that alice would be envious of. Everybody's mind is closed there falls a white dove. Find your treasured feather and you better treat it right. Petals can unfold all at one time or all at the drop of a dime. With tragic reds and joyous reds of a blue yesterday, It makes me crazy to hear of you purple yellow haze. Alice had it great, i wanna be like her some day. In a world where everything is flipped and people are stuck in the maze.
Fly with me in the sea, swim with me in the breeze, Drive with me on the clouds, fly with me on the ground. Follow me into my rabbit hole, and i'll show you everything i've been told. And i'll lead you to a land unknown, where happiness is grown.
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Post by Oracle on Nov 22, 2006 22:49:55 GMT -5
Nov. 20- Why dosen't Santa like me? By Skye Sweetnam
Got up early catch the morning glow Laid my pretty face at the window All the trees are covered in snow
And the it came My greatest fear Coal and stale candy in my stocking this year
I said please and I said thank you I made him milk and cookies wrote him letters sent pictures Santa check the role back For all the bad things I'm sorry Don't forget about my chrismas tree I thought I was a good girl So why doesn't santa like me Like me (X3)
I didn't rip my sister's diary When I took it for show and tell at school And my brother has recovered For every time he took the romote control
So on your good list There better be my name or else my Christmas this year just won't be the same
I said please and I said thank you I made him milk and cookies Wrote him letters Sent pictures Santa check the role back For all the bad things I'm sorry Don't forget about my Christmas tree I thought I was I was a good girl So why doesn't Santa like me Like me (X3)
The stocking fell over and out poured all the goodies there was candy and a CD but black coal wasn't ready and I stood there in amazment and I named him Mr. Buckles and I felt like such a good girl now I know that Santa likes me Likes me (X3)
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